Kyle & Brianna Present the Annual

Krahntoberfest

2026

One day. Infinite brats. A genuine keg. Trousers of questionable leather.
Saturday, September 19th, 2026 โ€” 2:00 PM until the accordion gives out.

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Filling the steinโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ“œ Die Details

๐Ÿ“…
Das Date
Saturday
September 19th, 2026
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Die Zeit
2:00 PM โ†’ LATE
"Late" is a philosophy, not a time.
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Der Ort
214 Merryturn Rd.
Madison, WI 53714
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Der Dress Code
Lederhosen. Dirndl.
Or Regrettable Flannel.
Effort will be judged. Loudly.

๐Ÿฅจ Das Feast

๐Ÿบ IMPORTANT: DO NOT BRING BEER. ๐Ÿบ
We've gone full KEG this year. Your six-pack has been made redundant.
O'zapft is! Just bring yourself, a lawn chair, and your tolerance for accordion music.

๐Ÿบ Plus: A Small Kรถlsch Service

Because one style of beer is for cowards, we're also running a proper little Kรถlsch service on the side โ€” crisp, pale, and served the Cologne way.

๐Ÿฅ›
The Stange
0.2L Glasses
Small on purpose. Always cold, never stale.
๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณ
The Kรถbes
Service Comes
To You
Empty glass = a full one appears. Resistance is futile.
๐Ÿงฎ
The Tally
Pencil Marks
On Your Coaster
Cover your beer with your coaster when you've had enough. That's the signal.
โš ๏ธ Kรถlsch quantities are limited. When it's gone, it's back to the big keg.
Pace yourself, Kรถln-style โ€” the whole point is that you drink many small ones.

โœ๏ธ RSVP โ€” Sag Ja!

Tell us you're coming so we know how many brats to buy. Brat math is serious math.

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๐Ÿ•น๏ธ KRAHNTAPPER

Thirsty guests are storming the bar. Slide them a stein before they reach the tap. Catch the empties coming back. Don't waste beer.

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KRAHNTAPPER

Move: โ†‘ / โ†“ ยท W / S ยท the โ–ฒโ–ผ pad ยท or tap a bar row
Pour: SPACE, or pull the gold tap below ๐Ÿบ
Moving never pours. Only the tap pours.

โ–ฒโ–ผ or 1โ€“4 move you ยท the tap pours ยท moving never wastes beer

Serving a guest pushes them back ยท pushing them out the door = big points ยท a poured beer nobody drinks costs you a stein ยท dropped empties cost you points.
๐Ÿ”Š No sound? Tap ๐ŸŽถ OOMPAH โ€” and on an iPhone, flip the side ringer switch off silent.

๐Ÿ•น๏ธ TAPPER โœ๏ธ RSVP