One day. Infinite brats. A genuine keg. Trousers of questionable leather.
Saturday, September 19th, 2026 โ 2:00 PM until the accordion gives out.
Filling the steinโฆ
Because one style of beer is for cowards, we're also running a proper little Kรถlsch service on the side โ crisp, pale, and served the Cologne way.
Tell us you're coming so we know how many brats to buy. Brat math is serious math.
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Thirsty guests are storming the bar. Slide them a stein before they reach the tap. Catch the empties coming back. Don't waste beer.
โฒโผ or 1โ4 move you ยท the tap pours ยท moving never wastes beer
Serving a guest pushes them back ยท pushing them out the door = big points ยท
a poured beer nobody drinks costs you a stein ยท dropped empties cost you points.
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